Dumbmen Jokes

1. What is the difference between government bonds and men?

   Government bonds mature.

2. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

   E.T. phoned home.

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women?

   When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

4. What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

   Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

5. What did God say after he created man?

   "I can do better than this."

6. What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?

   Put the remote control between his toes.

7. How do men exercise at the beach?

   By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

8. What does a man consider to be a 7-course meal?

   A hot dog and a six-pack.

9. How are men like noodles?

   They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.