How to know you are growing older

  1. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
  2. You join a health club and don't go.
  3. You look forward to a dull evening.
  4. You need glasses to find your glasses.
  5. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
  6. Your children begin to look middle aged.
  7. A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
  8. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
  9. You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.
  10. YOU ARE WONDERING WHY MORE PEOPLE AREN'T USING THIS SIZE PRINT.
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