Females' Rules

1. The Female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the Female suspects the male knows all the rules, she will immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong refer to rule number 5 because the male must have misunderstood what she said.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female .
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not She wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the male.
14. If the Female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
15. If two Female disagree about a rule, they are both right.