"A man carried a paper bag to a bar. A curious bartender asked what was

inside. The man took out a small piano and then a one-foot tall man.

While the small man was playing the piano, the bartender asked where the

man got a such small pianist. The man replied, "I found a bottle by the

lake shore. After I rubbed the bottle, a gennie came out and gave me a

wish. Would you like to try ?" The man handed over the magic bottle. The

bartender was very happy. He rubbed the bottle and asked "Give me one

million bucks". Bloom ! The gennie gave the bartender one million ducks.

The bartender yelled "I want a million bucks, not a million ducks."

The man said "Hey clam down my friend! the gennie has hearing

problem. That is why he gave me 12-inch pianist!"