WORLD'S ABSOLUTE WORST PICK-UP LINES:

>> Your parents must have been criminals. (WHY?) Because they took the

>> stars and the sun and put them in your eyes!!!

>>

>> Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

>>

>> I lost my phone number -- can I have yours?

>>

>> Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!

>>

>> Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW.

>>

>> Hey there! Have you got a quarter I could borrow? (Why?) Because my

>> mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.

>>

>> You must be tired. (Why?) Because you've been running through my head

>> all day.....

>>

>> Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

>>

>> (Check the tag on the back of their shirt) OH, I was just seeing if

>> you were made in heaven.

>>

>> I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

>>

>> We're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it

>> to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.

>>

>> Stand still so I can pick you up.

>>

>> HEY baby, I must be a light switch 'cause every time I see you, you

>> turn me on!!!

>>

>> Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

>>

>> The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread

>> the word.

>>

>> That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

>>

>> My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

>>

>> My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

>>

>> Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?

>>

>> Your Daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got really hot buns.

>>

>> All those curves, and me with no brakes.

>>

>> I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

>>

>> [Grab her behind] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

>>

>> Is it hot in here or is it just you?

>>

>> How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

>>

>> I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

>>

>> Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk

>> you out of it?

>>

>> Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

>>

>> I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

>>

>> You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

>>

>> Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and

>> take what I want?

>>

>> That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor

>> tomorrow morning.

>>

>> If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

>>

>> Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]

>>

>> If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

>>

>> Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

>>

>> So.....how am I doin'?

>>

>> How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet

>> clothes?

>>

>> I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

>>

>> My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

>>

>>

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