there's no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the

toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it

still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper

between your butt and your underwear so you dont ruin them

with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- It happens when your done poopie-ing, and

you have pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize

you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind where you strain

so much to get it out, you almost have a stroke.

Richard Simmons Poopie- You poopie so much you lose 30 pounds.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're

afraid to flush without breaking it up into little pieces

with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy everyone within earshot is giggling.

Drinker Poopie- The kind of poopie you have the morning after a

long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the

treadmarks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie- Self Explanatory!

Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie, Poopie- Its the kind where you

want to poopie real bad, but all you do is sit, cramp,

and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- Thats where it hurts so bad coming out, youd

swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)- The kind that comes out of

your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of

your butt and splatters all over the toilet.

Mexican Food Poopie- It smells so bad the room is condemned.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind that thinks their poopie doesnt stink.

Fishermans Bobber Poopie- Thats the kind where youre in the

public restroom, and there are two people waiting for your

stall. You poopie and flush two times, but several

golfball-sized pieces are still floating on the water.

I Just Found My Pee-Pee Poopie- The kind where a young teenage

boy goes into the bathroom with the new Victorias Secret

catalog, and comes out 10 minutes later without flushing the

toilet.

The VanGough Poopie- That's where after you poopie, you are

shocked to see all the different colors in your poopie, and

try to figure out what you ate to do it again.

The Show-And-Tell Poopie- Youre so impressed with you own

poopie, you leave it in the bowl so all your friends

can appreciate it too.

Half Poopie- Thats the kind that breaks off too soon, so half

falls in to bowl and half stays hanging........

( a.k.a....The Wipers Nightmare)

Suprise Poopie- Thats when your in public and you think you have

to fart, but you get a suprise poopie as a bonus.

Paralyzing Poopie- When you're sitting poopie-ing so long

your legs fall asleep.

He Just Poopied, Poopie- When you get done poopie-ing, you put

your shorts back on and go out in public with those

identifying bright red pressure circle on the back of

your legs for all to see.